Scott is the realest nigga alive.
Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something
"You look like you’re from an urban outfitters catalog"
-girl in art class today
daughter. Get off the blue website. you have not left your room all day it is time for dinner. i’ve got some “feels” for you: they’re called pork chops and your mother made them with love
im just a human bean
id rather fall in lava than fall in love
employer: it says here on ur résumé that u speak two languages fluently is that correct??
me: yes I speak English and emoji fluently :)
employer: wtf emoji isn’t a language
employer: damn tru lmao ur hired
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